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Friday, May 3, 2019

Ekat Panchenko



Name: Ekaterina "Ekat" Fyodorovna Panchenko
Age: who even knows?
Gender: female
Alignment: True Neutral
Birthday: ????
Universe: Pirate Comic


-Jack Bauer, except as a grandma
-extremely physically fit
-mysterious??
-Ekaterina Panchenko isn’t her real name
-neither is Olesya Popovitch
-her jacket says “Novobilski” on the back, but that isn’t her real name, either.
-Rosa Salomé de Jesus Castillo
-not a huge fan of the president and/or the police
-quiet but sarcastic
-can sleep literally anywhere
-always armed.
-Eastern Orthodox
-good sense of humor


Family:
-like the rest of her past, this is a big ???
-we know someone she was close to died from Owlette’s, which is perhaps why she’s sympathetic to Stanley







Matthew Carter



Name: Matthew "Matt" Derek Carter
Age: 33
Gender: male
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Birthday: December 25
Universe: Pirate Comic

-loooooooves lists so much and is very organized.
-is never ever seen without his clipboard
-kind of a dudebro
-will support Cubs baseball until he dies
-Chicago native
-a violin prodigy and a music snob
-no sense of personal space
-very anxious all the time
-genius level IQ and knows it

Family:
Donald “Don” Carter, sells stuff idk. Elaine Carter (nee Yorick), school principal.
Five elder sisters!!!
Stanley Yorick’s cousin (on mother’s side)

Ginger Flanagan




Name: Miles Ambrosias "M.A" or "Ginger" Flanagan
Age: 54
Gender: male
Alignment: chaotic neutral, drifts more evil than good
Birthday: June 10 (Gemini)
Universe: Pirate Comic

-comes off as just another grumpy old man when you first meet him, then you realize he's actually an anarchist who lives off causing strife and anger
-used to be an emergency room nurse, but spent the last 12 years in prison and is now homeless and jobless
-grew up in Scotland, which is currently in the middle of a cutthroat civil war
-drinks more than he should?
-reads a lot of young adult novels and the Bible
-hardworking
-generous
-will beat you up
-would rather pull out one of his own teeth with a pair of pliers than admit he is wrong

Family:
-has a daughter. his daughter is the light of his life. LOVES HIS DAUGHTER!!
-his wife died when they were both really young
-descended from a long line of murderers, conmen, prostitutes, drug dealers, strippers, etc. doesn’t talk about his siblings much but he has two of them and they’ve both spent about the same amount of time in prison as he has.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Stanley Yorick



Name: Stanley “Stan” Wilbur Yorick
Age: 25
Gender: male
Alignment: chaotic good
Birthday: January 1
Universe: Pirate Comic

-huge neat freak. loves cleaning supplies. favorite smell: bleach (yikes)
-super wealthy and famous
-considered to be one of the stupidest celebrities in Ames
-missing an eye
-dyes his hair a slightly different shade of brown than it actually is
-emotional
-a surprisingly talented actor
-very friendly
-a loud introvert, needs a lot of time alone.
-likes shoes a lot
-quiet voice, very high-pitched with a VERY strong Alabama accent

Family:
-his mother is Liani Yorick (nee Urich lol), a neurosurgeon and one of the top doctors behind preventing brain damage in Owlette’s patients. She’s also one of the President’s closest friends. she writes very long and scary books.
-his father is Cullen Yorick, a theoretical physicist and quantum mechanic. figured out how do lots of futuristic spaceship/travel stuff that nobody understands and nobody has the money to build.
-Stan is super close with both his parents, especially his father
-no siblings
-all his mother’s family live in Cape Town and he hasn’t seen them since before he got sick. he hates his father’s family, which includes his cousin Matthew Carter.